Episode 17!

Welcome to The Can of Corn, hosted by Michael Stephens and Darren Shimp! We have a great show for you this week, packed with injury updates and keys for bettering your team, both for this year and next! Episode 17 will be remembered as the episode Darren bashes the Olympics, and would rather get a root canal than watch Olympic trampoline. Lend us an ear, grab your glove and head for the outfield - here comes the Can of Corn!

INTRODUCTION
• Introduction of show and hosts (Darren and Michael)
• Published on Fantasy Cafe Radio a
• Brought to you by Fantasy Baseball Cafe
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FROZEN ROPES
• MADDUX NL WEST MUSICAL CHAIRS
• BOO BUCHHOLZ, YAY KERSHAW
• RIP IAN KINSLER
• WAGNER’S ARM FALLS OFF
• MORA DE-MORA-LIZING AL PITCHING
• GOT STEALS? TAVERAS DOES!
• MYERS, MUSSINA EXCEEDING EXPECTATIONS
• MLB INSTANT REPLAY

HOT CORNER
• BATTLE OF MIDDLE INFIELDERS
• BATTLE OF RYANS
• BATTLE OF POTENTIAL ONE-YEAR WONDERS
• BATTLE OF YOUNG ARMS, BAD TEAMS
• BATTLE OF PAIN VS DENTISTRY
• BATTLE OF DINNER TABLE OPTIONS

BATTLE OF THE WITS
• DESCRIPTION OF GAME
• STEPHENS GETS AN ASTERISK
• MICHAEL AND DARREN PICK WINNERS FOR NEXT WEEK
• DARREN STILL HATES AJ PIERZYNSKI

TOOLS OF THE WEEK
• FIVE-TOOL PLAYER OF THE WEEK - MORA NOT LESS
• HONORABLE MENTION - LIRIANO, ALEXEI
• TOOL OF THE WEEK - BECKETT VALUE
• HONORABLE MENTION - HOWARD + FIELDER = SQUADOOSH, USA SOFTBALL

CONCLUSION
• Thank yous
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