Friday, May 22, 2009

Season 2, Show 6

Welcome to The Can of Corn, hosted by Michael Stephens and Darren Shimp! Darren returns for what will hopefully be a more stable schedule for his new job as a circus rodeo clown. The fantasy geeks talk about injuries galore, some hot bats, some not-so-hot arms and an incredible phenomenon of stolen bases! Amazing is an understatement for the quality of this week’s episode, so grab your glove and head for the outfield - here comes The Can of Corn!

INTRODUCTION
• Introduction of show and hosts (Michael and Darren)
• Published on Fantasy Cafe Radio
• Brought to you by Fantasy Baseball Cafe
• Have fantasy/reality questions or want an 8-track recording of the show? E-mail us at CanOfCorn@fantasycaferadio.com

FROZEN ROPES
• GAMEL ON! YOU CAN’T WIPE YOUR FEET ON THIS MAT!
• RICKIE OUT FOR MORE THAN JUST A COUPLE WEEKS
• A COUPLE SPEED DEMONS HAVE FLAT TIRES
• ANOTHER SLUGGER DECIDES GOING HEAD FIRST INTO A WALL IS A GOOD IDEA
• DL GETS A LITTLE LIGHTER IN PITCHERS
• JV LOOKING LIKE VARSITY (X2)
• BIG TEX LOOKING BIG TIME
• LOOKING MORE LIKE GRADY SIZE-LESS
• HOORAY INTERLEAGUE!

HOT CORNER
• WHO GETS THE GEMS IN THE EMERALD CITY?
• NON-STRIKEOUT MACHINE VS WALK MACHINE?
• OH MY GOD, STEPHEN STRASBURG!
• KINSLER OR THE FIELD?
• THINGS TO DO BESIDES WATCH THE INDY 500

BATTLE OF THE WITS
• WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS …
• MICHAEL STAYS IN SO-CAL
• DARREN GOES UP NORTH, WAY NORTH

TOOLS OF THE WEEK
• IAN KINSLER FIVE-TOOL PLAYER OF THE WEEK - LOTS OF U
• HONORABLE MENTION - AN ACE IN HOUSTON NOT NAMED ROY
• CHIEN-MING WANG TOOL OF THE WEEK - PAGING DAVID PRICE, WOULD YOU PLEASE REPORT TO ST. PETE?
• HONORABLE MENTION - ON PACE TO SUCK

CONCLUSION
• Thank yous
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• E-mail your fantasy questions to CanOfCorn@fantasycaferadio.com
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• The music for the show was provided by the PodShow Podsafe Music Network
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• Look forward to our next show, as we analyze and prognosticate even more goodness from the greatest sport in the world!
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